Mga Banat, Medjo MAlupit!!!!+

1. minsan gusto kita tisurin bigla....

...para mahulog ka na sa akin.

2. if you're willing to chase me...

...i promise, i'll run slow.. (NAKS!)

3. Boy: miss, pahiram naman ng pen mo saglit. please

Girl: ok

Boy: nyak, ayaw naman sumulat miss oh...

Girl: pwede yan, kakagamit ko lang e

Boy: weh... cge nga sulat mo number mo? :-D

4. Use "anyhow" in a sentence..

Pacman: Hoy Pidru! Bakit mu kinain ang "anyhow" na manuk na "anyone" ko kay Jengkeh?!

5. PARI NAGMIMISA:

"Sino sa inyo ang may kagalit?"

Taas kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae.

"Si lola lang ang walang kagalit! Ano edad niyo lola?

Lola: 98

"Tingnan niyo si Lola, 98 na, walang kagalit. Bakit wala kayo kagalit lola?

Lola: Patay na ang mga putaena! hhahaha :-D

6. Sa may kanto...

LASING: miss! ang panget mo!

BABAE: kapal ng mukha mo! ikaw naman lasenggo!

LASING: Hallerrrr? Atleast ako bukas d na lasing, eh ikaw? bukas panget ka parin!

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Reminders

1. One trick is to spell an English word in Filipino in order to save space. (Who becomes hu and these becomes dis.)

2. Some vowels are dropped. (Kailan becomes kelan or simply wen. Have becomes hav.)

3. Avoid word contractions that are hard to recognize. (Ndpndnc is certainly not a good substitute for independence.)

4. Use a smiley to convey an emotion. :-)

5. Use text lingo only when in a hurry. Trina (instead of 3na) would be glad if you take the effort of spelling her name correctly.

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Text Lingo

Filipino texters have developed a special lingo that is not necessarily grammatical. While proper grammar and English usage should always be observed, as insisted by the Department of Education, text lingo can be useful while texting in a hurry.

The following are characters, figures, words and phrases that are most commonly contracted in text messaging. Applicable to English and Filipino messages.

# - number
@ - at
& - and
? - what?
1 - one (Numbers are not usually spelled out.)
2 - two, to, too (Tomorrow becomes 2moro.)
3 - three, tree (The name Trina becomes 3na.)
4 - four, for (Forget becomes 4get.)
8 - eight; ate (Mate becomes m8.)
a - preferred over per
attn - attention
b - be, bee (Wana b my txtm8?)
b4 - before
bc - busy
bin - not a good substitute for been (Bin means container.)
bkit - bakit?
btw - by the way
btwn - between
bye - good bye
c - see; sea (Sino ay nagiging cno?)
coz - because
cul8r - See you later.
d - the; hindi
d8 - date
dat - that
dem - them
dey - they
dis - this, these
dnt - do not
dsnt - does not
every - evry
f - if
fil - feel
frens - friends
frm - from
fyi - for your information
g - gee
gud - good (Good morning becomes gud am.)
hi - hi, high
i - eye
l8 - late
laf - laugh
k - okay
luv - love
m - I am, am (Embrace becomes mbrace)
mssg - message
n - and, in
need - nid
nite - night, knight
nt - not
nxt - next
ol - all
pis - fish, peace (Office becomes opis.)
pls - please
q - queue, cue
r - are (Hu r u?)
rsvp - respond upon receiving
s - is
san - saan?
smyl - smile
t - tee, tea
til - until
tlg - talaga?
tnx - thanks
text - txt
thru - through
tru - true
ty - thank you
u - you
ur - your, you're
w/ - with
w/c - which
w/o - without
wen - when
y - why

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Healthy Texting

1. Subscribe to a network, which is also used by your friends, relatives, officemates and text mates. This way, you could save a lot of money.

2. Texting a person who just sits beside you is not advisable.

3. Avoid texting while driving. If you cannot help it, avoid driving while texting.

4. As a matter of caution, texting near gas stations is discouraged.

5. Sending the same messages repeatedly to one person can be irritating to the receiver at times.

6. Turn off your mobile phones while in chapel, classroom, hospital, library, theater, airplane, golf course or beside your friend who needs your full attention.

7. Don't flaunt your mobile phones in public so as not to get the attention of robbers or thieves.

8. As much as possible, have your mobile phones insured.

9. Before putting it in your pocket, lock the keypad of the mobile phone to avoid making unwanted calls.

10. Don't drink alcoholic beverages, take drugs or engage in gambling while texting or not.


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Filipino Quotes

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Lahat ng problema may solusyon, kung walang solusyon, wag mo nang problemahin.
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Always remember, kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa sa kanila. Don’t force yourself, make your life easy.
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Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend… ang iba sa kanila, may boyfriend!
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Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face… Umiwas sa lahat ng bagay na nakakaninag - salamin, microwave, magfocus sa mga letra kapag nasa harap ng computer screen.
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Di bale nang tamad, di naman pagod.
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Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect so why practice ?

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Dos and Don'ts in Sending SMS

1. Avoid participating in text games endorsed by television stations. These games are forms of gambling. (See article on text gambling.)

2. Don't pass text messages that ruin other people's reputation.

3. Don't invade the privacy of other people who ask that they be left alone.

4. Delicate information about bomb threat, fire or any disaster should be handled with extreme caution.

5. Avoid using vulgar terms or sending messages that are malicious in nature.

6. Observe courtesy when responding to a texter who had sent his message by mistake to your number.

7. As much as possible, avoid texting while in a conversation with real people.

8. Unless in case of emergency, don't send text messages past midnight when people are asleep.

9. Jokes should always entertain and inspire, not upset or put people down.

10. Texting spiritual truths is greatly encouraged.

20 Goodnight Kisses

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams!

The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

You may think that I forgot you. You may think that I don't care, and you may think that I'm not thinking of you. Well, you're wrong. You're still in my dreams.

I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel all right, I'm gonna blow you a sweet goodnight.

My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you.

I know right now you are thinking of me and you probably got a million things to do. But I guess you should know that the whole time you were busy, I was worried about you. So take care, ok.

May the angels sprinkle stardust on your pillow to give you dreams so sweet and may God bless you and make them real.

Just sleep tight and thank God for the wonderful things He has blessed you. Be grateful and thank Him, coz He will give you more important things.

Close your eyes and go to sleep, for angels are there for you to keep. If there are worries, please don't weep. I'm at the other side, just give me a beep.

Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do. Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams!

Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... good night!

Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours each day.

A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.

When an angel came to me, he asked: "What is your wish for tonight?" I said "Please take care of the person who's reading this message." Goodnight!

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!

Don't let little things get you down. You've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks tonight. Tomorrow, it's going to be a great day.

I may be gone for a minute, for hours, for a day. I may not be able to say good am, good pm or good night but I'll never try to say goodbye to a person who has been sweet and true.

our daily txt

Life is a matter of perspective
Life s a matter of perspective, either u complain because roses have thorns or u rejoice because thorns have roses. Ur outlook in life determines ur destiny. Ur happines depends on ur attitude in life. Be patient in everythng u do.
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"Aminado"

Aminado
qng
di lht
ng gnus2
q,
nkukuha q..

pRo
my isng
bgay
n
pRoud
aq kc..

”di rn
lht ng ngkakagus2
skn..

e nkukuha
aq.”
naks!
Haha!
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'God will never give u a burden u cant bear'

G0D wiLL never give u a burden u cant bear.. s0, when u hav a pr0bLem u think is imp0sbLe t0 fix, take it as a c0mpLiment.. G0D kn0ws u can..
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Never regret

Never
regret
a day
in ur life..
g0od
days
give u
happines,
Bad
days
teach u
xperience.

Both r
essential
2 life..
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People who remain true

iFe is n0t ab0ut
the pe0pLe who
act true to your
face…
it’s ab0ut the
pe0pLe who
remain true behind
y0ur back.
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Feelings
1 cann0t
questi0n the
existence of
feeLings’.

they are there,
raw & undeniabLe’.

but one can
cho0se n0t to nurture what is feLt’.

yet,n0 matter
what dey say,

what has been feLt wiLL aLways be m0re h0nest than what was ch0sen.
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"Wise thoughts to ponder"

Wise
thoughts
to
ponder:

*a long life
may not be
gud enough
but a gud life
is gud enough.

*all truth is gud
but not all truth
is gud 2 say.

*anger is just
1 letter short
of danger.

*even ur
10 fingers
are unequal.

*2 handle urself,
use ur head.
2 handle others,
use ur heart.

*revenge
gets u even
w/ ur enemy.
4giving him puts
u above him.

*it’s better
to remain silent
& be thought
a fool than to
open ur mouth
& prove it. :-)

Pambobola't Diskarte

Baliw na kapitbahay

Hay.. bad trip ako! Hindi me mka2l0g… Baliw yata ung kapitbahay nmin! Sigaw ng sigaw! Knina pa, Sabi nya… ‘kahit Aut0graph Lang “top maAWA ka plz…
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"I feel sorry for those who broke my heart"

i feel sorry for those who broke my heart
because one day they’ll wake up & realize…
they had the world, but they let it go.”
hehe! :-D
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Kulang sa buhay…

kung
may
isang
kulang
ngayon
sa
buhay
ko
di yun
yaman
o kaya kaibigan
o kaya love life
o sex life
simple lang

KAPINTASAN.
wahaha ö
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Good person
A “Smile” is a sign of Joy.
A “Hug” is a sign of Love.
A “Laugh”is a sign of Happiness &
A “GOOD PERSON like you” is a sign of God’s Blessing!
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Ang lahi namin

ang
mga
“panganiban”
Lhi ng
sUpLda’t sUpLdo
prO
cUTE
mkLET
prO
swiT

pswaY
prO
mbAit

maapiL
kYa
asTig

mUdy
prO
car!ng,
ehEm…

“top” nga pLa frm panganiban
famiLy c”,)
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Sabi nila

Sbi nG HaNgiN
mbAit kA
sbi nG dAgAt
mTaLiNo ka
sBi nG iLoG aT
BuNdok
cUtE ka
TaMa nGa cLA :)
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Pls prAy 4 mE bEcAuse i jUst recvd my mEdicAl rEsUlt, sA sAkit ko..

Gumagwapo ako hbang 2mtanda, pro dont wori d ‘to nkkahawa… Pero d n ko ggaling..

Broken Hearted banats

One of the saddest part of life
is keeping yourself busy and
pushing yourself to the limit all day..
and when you get home, lying in bed,
you'll discover that after all
you've done to forget,
you are still in that
very same position
that you're trying to escape..
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"if love doesn't last that long, never ever blame urself neither ur partner, its nobody's fault.. always remember that love lasts if its meant, and ends if its not.."
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I saw him staring at me..
Not glancing, but blatantly staring.
And i wondered if he was staring
at the wreckage he created
or if maybe,
just maybe
he regretted
ever hurting me in the first place..
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i guess when you love someone you will realize that it would never be about you and how you want your relationship to be..

it's about staying intact and finding ways when life says they should not be..

it's called defying all the odds for something you call,

EVERYTHING....
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LOVE
can
never
be wrong.
sumtyms
u
blame
d situation
or
evn
the
person.
but
no mater
who u
blame,
if it
really wasn't
meant,
for u

it just wouldn't
be..

Mga banat sa text Part 6

If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.

If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!

Whatever you do, I'll walk with you. Hoping that your every dream would come true. Anytime, anywhere, I'll always be there. Wishing you love and happiness because I care.

The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in. Hope you'll find your dream hand to hold you forever.

Every part of me wants you, maybe because I was made just for you!

When you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart coz hearts can be broken but circles never end.

Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!

If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you.

Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you. Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side. Whenever you need someone to love, I will always be there for you to have.

They can recycle paper till it's as good as new, reproduce cans and jars and old bottles too, but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as you.

Mga banat sa text Part 5

They told me I could do anything if I put my mind into it. Yet no matter how hard I try in all that I do, I just can't take my mind off you.

My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.

I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.

Hatred infects the mind; love dissolves it. You dissolve my mind.

Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you. I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you. I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you. I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.

Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.

I don't want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, coz I'm afraid you might see thru and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you.