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Mo Ay

kung baga sa langit ika'y tala
kung baga sa lupa ika'y tekla
buhok mong paalon-alon
kuto mo'y ptalon-talon

mata mong maririkit
muta mo'y dikit-dikit
ilong mong matangos
sipon mo'y umaagos

ngipin mong pantay-pantay
hininga mo'y amoy patay

Ang Panata ng Mga Supot

Sa isip, sa salita, at sa gawa, pinagmamalaki ko na ako’y isang supot.
Bilang isang tunay na Pilipino, kinararangal ko na ako’y isang supot.

Mali ang paniniwalang may kulang sa aking pagkatao o pagkalalake.
Ang isang supot na tulad ko ay kasing husay at kasing galing ng iba.

Edukado ka man o tagabundok, ang pagiging supot ay hindi dapat ikahiya.
Tunay akong lalake, nababalot sa tapang, talino at sipag - kahit ako’y supot.

Ganyan ang mga supot. Walang inuurungan at kinatatakutan.
May natural akong balabal tuwing taglamig at kapote tuwing tag-ulan.

Magigiting ang mga supot! Matatalino at magagaling!
Kumbaga sa longganisa, hindi kami mga skinless!
Ang hindi maniwala, makupal! Este, kami pala yon.
http://goodtimesmanila.com/

Ang supot. *bow*

Famous Pinoy Tag Lines

“Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako”
-electric fan

“hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos”
-winnie d’ pooh

“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sa ‘yo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo”
-ipis

“Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.”
-hipon

“Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya.”
-plema

“Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?”
-gasolina

“Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa yo
Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi..”
-utot

“Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.”
-Bola

“You never know what you have till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never get it back”
-snatcher

“Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!”
-majinboo

“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV

“Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c”
-kili kili

Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee…..BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag

“wag mo na akong bilugin..”
-kulangot

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego

“Hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate”

-regla

Mga banat sa Text Part 4

If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".

You may never see how much I care for you. You may never hear how much I treasure you. You may never feel how much I miss you. Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.

There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!

If kisses were water, I'd give you the ocean. If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a forest. If love were space, I'd give you a galaxy. If friendship were life, I'd give you mine for free.

It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.

If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.

Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.

Mga Banat sa Text Part 3

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.

I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.

I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.

When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.

I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery or even a peso but my heart won't run out of space for you!

You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.

Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I'm a genius!

When the time comes I can't smile anymore, don't worry about me, I know what to do. I'll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.

There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.

Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.

Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!

Mga Banat sa Text Part 2

If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.

A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You're such a lady to me.

To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.

When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares… I do.

Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!

Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me!

Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Night and day never coincide. But you and I, whatever they say, is for me the perfect match.
When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

Mga Banat saText Part 1

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.

There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.

You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday.

What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.

What is love? It is what makes your cell phone ring every time I send text messages.

Sweet Love Quotes

"if you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them...
but if they love you...
they would never ask you to."
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"when someone hugs you
never be the first to let go..
you'll never know it could be the last..
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"if love doesn't last that long, never ever blame urself neither ur partner, its nobody's fault.. always remember that love lasts if its meant, and ends if its not.."
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1. I LOVE YOU:
A warning. An apology. An interruption. A plea for attention. An objection. An excuse. A justification. A reminder. A trap. A blessing. A disguise. A vacuum. A revelation. A way of saying nothing. A way of summarizing everything. A surrender. An opening. An end.

-Robert Solomon

Pick Up lines!!!!

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I’m a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Coz you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?=))
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.

11. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa’yo.
12. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out.
13. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can’t smile without you.
14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.
15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
18. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy.
19. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
20. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
21. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME." -=))

22. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
23. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
24. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
25. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.
26. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
27. Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.

28. May mapa ka ba diyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
29. Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."
30. Di ka ba nahihirapan sa sitwasyon natin? Hanggang friends na lang ba tayo?
31.
Kung pumanaw man ang Selyang naging irog ni Balagtas, ngayon nakita ko
na ang isang (name of girl), na magbibigay sa akin ng kasiyahan o
kabiguaang aking inaasam asam, (name of girl) wag mo sanang palubugin
ang araw sa tanghaling tapat, tumingin ka sa aking mata at sabihin mong hindi mo ako mahal, at habang buhay kitang lulubayan.

32. Miss, kahoy ka ba? Sarap mo kasing sibakin.

33. Pagod ka na noh? Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
34. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!!!
35. Miss, your legs are like mayonnaise. They are best when spread out!
36. Minamalat na nanman puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sumisigaw ng pangalan mo!
37. Uy papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo!!!
38. Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas! -AWW. This is Cute:> and sweet.

38. Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!
39. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
40. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away!
41. Sana T na lang ako, para I’m always next to U.
42. Steady ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang galawin eh.
43.
Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa’yo
talaga yan. Great heart, sa’yo pa rin yan. Great taste, sobra ka na.
KAPE na yan.
44. Kahapon nasaktan ako
nung makita ko siya, di na niya kasi ako kilala pero nung tinitigan ko
siyang mabuti, na-realize ko di ko din pala sya kilala. Kaya naman
pala.
45. Aanhin pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang, tinatamaan na sila.
46. Siguro magaling kang mag-CPR kasi napatibok mo ulit ang puso ko!
47. Alarm clock ka ba? Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong damdamin!

48. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile.
49. Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
50. You’re like dandruff. I cant get you out of my head.
51. Eraser ka ba? Kasi binura mo ang masasamang ala-ala ko.
52. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
52. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.

53. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you’re the BOMB baby!
54. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.
55. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
56. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you’re so HOT!!!!
57. Gusto ko nang mamatay, para makasama na ang anghel na tulad mo!
58.
(Name of girl), sa dinadami ng babaeng dumaan sa buhay ko, ni isa wala
pa akong minahal. Kung sakali ngayon pa lang, isang bagay lang ang
ikinakatakot ko. Ang malamang mahal mo na ako pero may kapiling na
akong iba.
59. Hindi ka ba napapagod, kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa utak ko.
60. Napaos na naman ako sa kakasigaw ng pangalan mo.
61. Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I’m planning to save all my love for you.
62. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
63. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.
64. Excuse me. Kung dederetchohin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho baito sa puso mo?
65. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ngaraw ko binubuo mo na.
66. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang itake home eh.
67. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.
68. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
69. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

70. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, mashoo-shoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.
71.
Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mgamagulang
mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo.
72. Ms., nurse/cardiologist ka ba? Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?
73. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

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