Mga Banat, Medjo MAlupit!!!!+

1. minsan gusto kita tisurin bigla....

...para mahulog ka na sa akin.

2. if you're willing to chase me...

...i promise, i'll run slow.. (NAKS!)

3. Boy: miss, pahiram naman ng pen mo saglit. please

Girl: ok

Boy: nyak, ayaw naman sumulat miss oh...

Girl: pwede yan, kakagamit ko lang e

Boy: weh... cge nga sulat mo number mo? :-D

4. Use "anyhow" in a sentence..

Pacman: Hoy Pidru! Bakit mu kinain ang "anyhow" na manuk na "anyone" ko kay Jengkeh?!

5. PARI NAGMIMISA:

"Sino sa inyo ang may kagalit?"

Taas kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae.

"Si lola lang ang walang kagalit! Ano edad niyo lola?

Lola: 98

"Tingnan niyo si Lola, 98 na, walang kagalit. Bakit wala kayo kagalit lola?

Lola: Patay na ang mga putaena! hhahaha :-D

6. Sa may kanto...

LASING: miss! ang panget mo!

BABAE: kapal ng mukha mo! ikaw naman lasenggo!

LASING: Hallerrrr? Atleast ako bukas d na lasing, eh ikaw? bukas panget ka parin!

source:http://benjody.multiply.com/journal/item/44

Reminders

1. One trick is to spell an English word in Filipino in order to save space. (Who becomes hu and these becomes dis.)

2. Some vowels are dropped. (Kailan becomes kelan or simply wen. Have becomes hav.)

3. Avoid word contractions that are hard to recognize. (Ndpndnc is certainly not a good substitute for independence.)

4. Use a smiley to convey an emotion. :-)

5. Use text lingo only when in a hurry. Trina (instead of 3na) would be glad if you take the effort of spelling her name correctly.

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Text Lingo

Filipino texters have developed a special lingo that is not necessarily grammatical. While proper grammar and English usage should always be observed, as insisted by the Department of Education, text lingo can be useful while texting in a hurry.

The following are characters, figures, words and phrases that are most commonly contracted in text messaging. Applicable to English and Filipino messages.

# - number
@ - at
& - and
? - what?
1 - one (Numbers are not usually spelled out.)
2 - two, to, too (Tomorrow becomes 2moro.)
3 - three, tree (The name Trina becomes 3na.)
4 - four, for (Forget becomes 4get.)
8 - eight; ate (Mate becomes m8.)
a - preferred over per
attn - attention
b - be, bee (Wana b my txtm8?)
b4 - before
bc - busy
bin - not a good substitute for been (Bin means container.)
bkit - bakit?
btw - by the way
btwn - between
bye - good bye
c - see; sea (Sino ay nagiging cno?)
coz - because
cul8r - See you later.
d - the; hindi
d8 - date
dat - that
dem - them
dey - they
dis - this, these
dnt - do not
dsnt - does not
every - evry
f - if
fil - feel
frens - friends
frm - from
fyi - for your information
g - gee
gud - good (Good morning becomes gud am.)
hi - hi, high
i - eye
l8 - late
laf - laugh
k - okay
luv - love
m - I am, am (Embrace becomes mbrace)
mssg - message
n - and, in
need - nid
nite - night, knight
nt - not
nxt - next
ol - all
pis - fish, peace (Office becomes opis.)
pls - please
q - queue, cue
r - are (Hu r u?)
rsvp - respond upon receiving
s - is
san - saan?
smyl - smile
t - tee, tea
til - until
tlg - talaga?
tnx - thanks
text - txt
thru - through
tru - true
ty - thank you
u - you
ur - your, you're
w/ - with
w/c - which
w/o - without
wen - when
y - why

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Healthy Texting

1. Subscribe to a network, which is also used by your friends, relatives, officemates and text mates. This way, you could save a lot of money.

2. Texting a person who just sits beside you is not advisable.

3. Avoid texting while driving. If you cannot help it, avoid driving while texting.

4. As a matter of caution, texting near gas stations is discouraged.

5. Sending the same messages repeatedly to one person can be irritating to the receiver at times.

6. Turn off your mobile phones while in chapel, classroom, hospital, library, theater, airplane, golf course or beside your friend who needs your full attention.

7. Don't flaunt your mobile phones in public so as not to get the attention of robbers or thieves.

8. As much as possible, have your mobile phones insured.

9. Before putting it in your pocket, lock the keypad of the mobile phone to avoid making unwanted calls.

10. Don't drink alcoholic beverages, take drugs or engage in gambling while texting or not.


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Filipino Quotes

*
Lahat ng problema may solusyon, kung walang solusyon, wag mo nang problemahin.
*
Always remember, kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa sa kanila. Don’t force yourself, make your life easy.
*
Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend… ang iba sa kanila, may boyfriend!
*
Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face… Umiwas sa lahat ng bagay na nakakaninag - salamin, microwave, magfocus sa mga letra kapag nasa harap ng computer screen.
*
Di bale nang tamad, di naman pagod.
*
Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect so why practice ?

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Dos and Don'ts in Sending SMS

1. Avoid participating in text games endorsed by television stations. These games are forms of gambling. (See article on text gambling.)

2. Don't pass text messages that ruin other people's reputation.

3. Don't invade the privacy of other people who ask that they be left alone.

4. Delicate information about bomb threat, fire or any disaster should be handled with extreme caution.

5. Avoid using vulgar terms or sending messages that are malicious in nature.

6. Observe courtesy when responding to a texter who had sent his message by mistake to your number.

7. As much as possible, avoid texting while in a conversation with real people.

8. Unless in case of emergency, don't send text messages past midnight when people are asleep.

9. Jokes should always entertain and inspire, not upset or put people down.

10. Texting spiritual truths is greatly encouraged.

20 Goodnight Kisses

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams!

The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

You may think that I forgot you. You may think that I don't care, and you may think that I'm not thinking of you. Well, you're wrong. You're still in my dreams.

I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel all right, I'm gonna blow you a sweet goodnight.

My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you.

I know right now you are thinking of me and you probably got a million things to do. But I guess you should know that the whole time you were busy, I was worried about you. So take care, ok.

May the angels sprinkle stardust on your pillow to give you dreams so sweet and may God bless you and make them real.

Just sleep tight and thank God for the wonderful things He has blessed you. Be grateful and thank Him, coz He will give you more important things.

Close your eyes and go to sleep, for angels are there for you to keep. If there are worries, please don't weep. I'm at the other side, just give me a beep.

Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do. Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams!

Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... good night!

Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours each day.

A simple good evening becomes a special greeting when someone so dear it is heartily given, because you have to me a wonderful meaning. Take care!

Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.

When an angel came to me, he asked: "What is your wish for tonight?" I said "Please take care of the person who's reading this message." Goodnight!

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!

Don't let little things get you down. You've got many big reasons to look up to God and say thanks tonight. Tomorrow, it's going to be a great day.

I may be gone for a minute, for hours, for a day. I may not be able to say good am, good pm or good night but I'll never try to say goodbye to a person who has been sweet and true.

our daily txt

Life is a matter of perspective
Life s a matter of perspective, either u complain because roses have thorns or u rejoice because thorns have roses. Ur outlook in life determines ur destiny. Ur happines depends on ur attitude in life. Be patient in everythng u do.
__________________________________

"Aminado"

Aminado
qng
di lht
ng gnus2
q,
nkukuha q..

pRo
my isng
bgay
n
pRoud
aq kc..

”di rn
lht ng ngkakagus2
skn..

e nkukuha
aq.”
naks!
Haha!
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'God will never give u a burden u cant bear'

G0D wiLL never give u a burden u cant bear.. s0, when u hav a pr0bLem u think is imp0sbLe t0 fix, take it as a c0mpLiment.. G0D kn0ws u can..
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Never regret

Never
regret
a day
in ur life..
g0od
days
give u
happines,
Bad
days
teach u
xperience.

Both r
essential
2 life..
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People who remain true

iFe is n0t ab0ut
the pe0pLe who
act true to your
face…
it’s ab0ut the
pe0pLe who
remain true behind
y0ur back.
________________________________________

Feelings
1 cann0t
questi0n the
existence of
feeLings’.

they are there,
raw & undeniabLe’.

but one can
cho0se n0t to nurture what is feLt’.

yet,n0 matter
what dey say,

what has been feLt wiLL aLways be m0re h0nest than what was ch0sen.
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"Wise thoughts to ponder"

Wise
thoughts
to
ponder:

*a long life
may not be
gud enough
but a gud life
is gud enough.

*all truth is gud
but not all truth
is gud 2 say.

*anger is just
1 letter short
of danger.

*even ur
10 fingers
are unequal.

*2 handle urself,
use ur head.
2 handle others,
use ur heart.

*revenge
gets u even
w/ ur enemy.
4giving him puts
u above him.

*it’s better
to remain silent
& be thought
a fool than to
open ur mouth
& prove it. :-)

Pambobola't Diskarte

Baliw na kapitbahay

Hay.. bad trip ako! Hindi me mka2l0g… Baliw yata ung kapitbahay nmin! Sigaw ng sigaw! Knina pa, Sabi nya… ‘kahit Aut0graph Lang “top maAWA ka plz…
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"I feel sorry for those who broke my heart"

i feel sorry for those who broke my heart
because one day they’ll wake up & realize…
they had the world, but they let it go.”
hehe! :-D
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Kulang sa buhay…

kung
may
isang
kulang
ngayon
sa
buhay
ko
di yun
yaman
o kaya kaibigan
o kaya love life
o sex life
simple lang

KAPINTASAN.
wahaha ö
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Good person
A “Smile” is a sign of Joy.
A “Hug” is a sign of Love.
A “Laugh”is a sign of Happiness &
A “GOOD PERSON like you” is a sign of God’s Blessing!
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Ang lahi namin

ang
mga
“panganiban”
Lhi ng
sUpLda’t sUpLdo
prO
cUTE
mkLET
prO
swiT

pswaY
prO
mbAit

maapiL
kYa
asTig

mUdy
prO
car!ng,
ehEm…

“top” nga pLa frm panganiban
famiLy c”,)
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Sabi nila

Sbi nG HaNgiN
mbAit kA
sbi nG dAgAt
mTaLiNo ka
sBi nG iLoG aT
BuNdok
cUtE ka
TaMa nGa cLA :)
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Pls prAy 4 mE bEcAuse i jUst recvd my mEdicAl rEsUlt, sA sAkit ko..

Gumagwapo ako hbang 2mtanda, pro dont wori d ‘to nkkahawa… Pero d n ko ggaling..

Broken Hearted banats

One of the saddest part of life
is keeping yourself busy and
pushing yourself to the limit all day..
and when you get home, lying in bed,
you'll discover that after all
you've done to forget,
you are still in that
very same position
that you're trying to escape..
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"if love doesn't last that long, never ever blame urself neither ur partner, its nobody's fault.. always remember that love lasts if its meant, and ends if its not.."
__________________________________________________

I saw him staring at me..
Not glancing, but blatantly staring.
And i wondered if he was staring
at the wreckage he created
or if maybe,
just maybe
he regretted
ever hurting me in the first place..
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i guess when you love someone you will realize that it would never be about you and how you want your relationship to be..

it's about staying intact and finding ways when life says they should not be..

it's called defying all the odds for something you call,

EVERYTHING....
_____________________________________________________

LOVE
can
never
be wrong.
sumtyms
u
blame
d situation
or
evn
the
person.
but
no mater
who u
blame,
if it
really wasn't
meant,
for u

it just wouldn't
be..

Mga banat sa text Part 6

If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.

If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!

Whatever you do, I'll walk with you. Hoping that your every dream would come true. Anytime, anywhere, I'll always be there. Wishing you love and happiness because I care.

The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in. Hope you'll find your dream hand to hold you forever.

Every part of me wants you, maybe because I was made just for you!

When you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart coz hearts can be broken but circles never end.

Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!

If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you.

Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you. Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side. Whenever you need someone to love, I will always be there for you to have.

They can recycle paper till it's as good as new, reproduce cans and jars and old bottles too, but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as you.

Mga banat sa text Part 5

They told me I could do anything if I put my mind into it. Yet no matter how hard I try in all that I do, I just can't take my mind off you.

My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.

I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.

Hatred infects the mind; love dissolves it. You dissolve my mind.

Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you. I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you. I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you. I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.

Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.

I don't want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, coz I'm afraid you might see thru and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you.

Tula ng Pag iRog

Mo Ay

kung baga sa langit ika'y tala
kung baga sa lupa ika'y tekla
buhok mong paalon-alon
kuto mo'y ptalon-talon

mata mong maririkit
muta mo'y dikit-dikit
ilong mong matangos
sipon mo'y umaagos

ngipin mong pantay-pantay
hininga mo'y amoy patay

Ang Panata ng Mga Supot

Sa isip, sa salita, at sa gawa, pinagmamalaki ko na ako’y isang supot.
Bilang isang tunay na Pilipino, kinararangal ko na ako’y isang supot.

Mali ang paniniwalang may kulang sa aking pagkatao o pagkalalake.
Ang isang supot na tulad ko ay kasing husay at kasing galing ng iba.

Edukado ka man o tagabundok, ang pagiging supot ay hindi dapat ikahiya.
Tunay akong lalake, nababalot sa tapang, talino at sipag - kahit ako’y supot.

Ganyan ang mga supot. Walang inuurungan at kinatatakutan.
May natural akong balabal tuwing taglamig at kapote tuwing tag-ulan.

Magigiting ang mga supot! Matatalino at magagaling!
Kumbaga sa longganisa, hindi kami mga skinless!
Ang hindi maniwala, makupal! Este, kami pala yon.
http://goodtimesmanila.com/

Ang supot. *bow*

Famous Pinoy Tag Lines

“Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako”
-electric fan

“hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos”
-winnie d’ pooh

“Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sa ‘yo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo”
-ipis

“Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.”
-hipon

“Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya.”
-plema

“Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?”
-gasolina

“Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa yo
Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi..”
-utot

“Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.”
-Bola

“You never know what you have till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never get it back”
-snatcher

“Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!”
-majinboo

“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV

“Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c”
-kili kili

Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee…..BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag

“wag mo na akong bilugin..”
-kulangot

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?
-Lego

“Hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate”

-regla

Mga banat sa Text Part 4

If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".

You may never see how much I care for you. You may never hear how much I treasure you. You may never feel how much I miss you. Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.

There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!

If kisses were water, I'd give you the ocean. If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a forest. If love were space, I'd give you a galaxy. If friendship were life, I'd give you mine for free.

It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.

If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.

Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.

Mga Banat sa Text Part 3

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.

I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.

I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.

When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.

I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery or even a peso but my heart won't run out of space for you!

You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.

Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I'm a genius!

When the time comes I can't smile anymore, don't worry about me, I know what to do. I'll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.

There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.

Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.

Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!

Mga Banat sa Text Part 2

If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.

A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You're such a lady to me.

To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.

When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares… I do.

Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!

Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me!

Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Night and day never coincide. But you and I, whatever they say, is for me the perfect match.
When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

Mga Banat saText Part 1

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.

There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.

You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday.

What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.

What is love? It is what makes your cell phone ring every time I send text messages.

Sweet Love Quotes

"if you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them...
but if they love you...
they would never ask you to."
________________________________________

"when someone hugs you
never be the first to let go..
you'll never know it could be the last..
________________________________________

"if love doesn't last that long, never ever blame urself neither ur partner, its nobody's fault.. always remember that love lasts if its meant, and ends if its not.."
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1. I LOVE YOU:
A warning. An apology. An interruption. A plea for attention. An objection. An excuse. A justification. A reminder. A trap. A blessing. A disguise. A vacuum. A revelation. A way of saying nothing. A way of summarizing everything. A surrender. An opening. An end.

-Robert Solomon

Pick Up lines!!!!

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I’m a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Coz you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?=))
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.

11. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa’yo.
12. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out.
13. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can’t smile without you.
14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.
15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
18. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you’re driving me crazy.
19. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
20. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
21. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME." -=))

22. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
23. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
24. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
25. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.
26. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
27. Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.

28. May mapa ka ba diyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
29. Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."
30. Di ka ba nahihirapan sa sitwasyon natin? Hanggang friends na lang ba tayo?
31.
Kung pumanaw man ang Selyang naging irog ni Balagtas, ngayon nakita ko
na ang isang (name of girl), na magbibigay sa akin ng kasiyahan o
kabiguaang aking inaasam asam, (name of girl) wag mo sanang palubugin
ang araw sa tanghaling tapat, tumingin ka sa aking mata at sabihin mong hindi mo ako mahal, at habang buhay kitang lulubayan.

32. Miss, kahoy ka ba? Sarap mo kasing sibakin.

33. Pagod ka na noh? Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
34. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!!!
35. Miss, your legs are like mayonnaise. They are best when spread out!
36. Minamalat na nanman puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sumisigaw ng pangalan mo!
37. Uy papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo!!!
38. Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas! -AWW. This is Cute:> and sweet.

38. Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!
39. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
40. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away!
41. Sana T na lang ako, para I’m always next to U.
42. Steady ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang galawin eh.
43.
Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa’yo
talaga yan. Great heart, sa’yo pa rin yan. Great taste, sobra ka na.
KAPE na yan.
44. Kahapon nasaktan ako
nung makita ko siya, di na niya kasi ako kilala pero nung tinitigan ko
siyang mabuti, na-realize ko di ko din pala sya kilala. Kaya naman
pala.
45. Aanhin pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang, tinatamaan na sila.
46. Siguro magaling kang mag-CPR kasi napatibok mo ulit ang puso ko!
47. Alarm clock ka ba? Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong damdamin!

48. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile.
49. Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
50. You’re like dandruff. I cant get you out of my head.
51. Eraser ka ba? Kasi binura mo ang masasamang ala-ala ko.
52. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
52. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.

53. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you’re the BOMB baby!
54. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.
55. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
56. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you’re so HOT!!!!
57. Gusto ko nang mamatay, para makasama na ang anghel na tulad mo!
58.
(Name of girl), sa dinadami ng babaeng dumaan sa buhay ko, ni isa wala
pa akong minahal. Kung sakali ngayon pa lang, isang bagay lang ang
ikinakatakot ko. Ang malamang mahal mo na ako pero may kapiling na
akong iba.
59. Hindi ka ba napapagod, kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa utak ko.
60. Napaos na naman ako sa kakasigaw ng pangalan mo.
61. Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I’m planning to save all my love for you.
62. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
63. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.
64. Excuse me. Kung dederetchohin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho baito sa puso mo?
65. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ngaraw ko binubuo mo na.
66. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang itake home eh.
67. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.
68. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
69. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

70. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, mashoo-shoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.
71.
Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mgamagulang
mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo.
72. Ms., nurse/cardiologist ka ba? Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?
73. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

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